February 2012
111 posts
I’m liking the idea of hosting a goon party. but all my friends are just like “CRUISERS!!!!!!!” hahahaha
come someone please ask me annoying questions so I look popular? god.
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why aren’t I tumblr famous yet? I’m just gonna tag this with everything that all you fags will search and then you can come love on me. (maybe a bit drunk but love me anyway?)
woolworths select cranberry fruit drink and vodka is the most delicious thing I have ever tasted. Omg. Drinking this forever.
girl from work tried to convince me that she had drank 3 bottles of vodka the night before. i was just like, UHUH. you’d be dead.
i will never understand anal sex.
lady came into work, decided it was appropriate to tell my boss she’d just had an operation, so my boss politely asked how she was going post-op, the lady, who might i add was about 70 years old, continued to tell my boss that she has since been often pooing herself and now farts out of her vagina. true story.
I NEVER WANT TO GET OLD.
panda came in and visited me at work today. tonnes cute. made him a vanilla milkshake. was very surprised and it made my day.
have been trying to remember the words to a song for weeks and have been too lazy to look it up and have a listen. last night i dreamt i was on a stage performing that song and woke up and remembered it word for word. true story.
titanic in 3D? I’m going to become a raisin so much liquid will be leaving my eyes. favourite movie of ALL time.
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Anonymous asked: how much would you like to weigh? and how tall are ya ? :)
decided that my body is at the stage where it’s kind of cute? but i don’t really care about it that much. im just exercising for the fun/feeling i get after it, not really to lose weight. I’ve decided that people are beautiful no matter what their size, because there are so many interesting looking people who i see come into work, and im starting to appreciate that...
when people butter their bread before putting avocado on it… nooooo you’re ruining it.
im so fat.
pandacrepenoms:
was feeling a bit self conscious about my weight just before. did a poo. i feel better about myself now.
everyone, meet my boyfriend. this is what i have to deal with day in, day out.
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i wish people were as beautiful in real life as...
think im gonna name one of my kids romeo…
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Empathy Test
ruprt:
0 - 32 = low (most people with Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism score about 20) 33 - 52 = average (most women score about 47 and most men score…
51? ;)
“are we going to be okay?”
“no you’ve pissed me off.”
“babe are you going to dump me?”
“i might take a dump on you but I’m not going to dump you.”
it’s luv xoxoxox
fuck my life, car has over heated so I’m stuck on the side of the highway waiting for panda, it’s so damn hot and there are so many murderous trucks nearly running me over.
bought these sweet shorts off urban outfitters, have literally not stopped wearing them, they are so comfortable
girl i work with’s boyfriend is in the army, currently serving in Afghanistan for 6 months. that would be so hard.
just bought 3 new animes :) damn you amazon for taking so long to ship them though!
there’s a thirteen year old girl doing pole dancing fitness from my old school.
that actually is just upsetting.
it’s wine time
really need to release some anger. someone fight me haha
Anonymous asked: do you have/wish you have a thigh gap?
Anonymous asked: if panda proposed to you today, would you marry him?
Anonymous asked: what atar did you get?
Anonymous asked: what occupation would you like when you are older?
Anonymous asked: skinny or curvy for girls? :D
Anonymous asked: what did your bf get you for valntines day? what did you do yesterday? :)
re: valentines day
decided to treat myself to some earrings after work, as a present to myself for valentines day (or the day after) haha
shows you don’t need a man to get what you want, (though i did love panda’s presents very much! haha) happy valentines caitlin, i love you! :)